"Please turn on the water so to make my stinky come."
"I relax in the bathtub." (Cue visual image of Sophia in the suds with her glass of red) :)
"Does she have peanuts on her bottom?" (please refer to this post and our current education on body parts).
Me: "Maddi, unless someone is bleeding or throwing up, I don't want you to tattle tale!"
Sophia: "One time I threw up in bed!"
Me: "Sophia what do you want for breakfast?"
Sophia: "Cereal with syrup."
Trying to put a sock back on Sophia's foot that I found on the ground...... Sophia, "That sock is dirty." I ask, "Why is it dirty?" She answers, "because I wipe it on my nose!"
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